¢¢¢¢ \cTEXAN'S CHILI CONQUERS ALL¢¢ By Vincent Alfieri -- from The Best Book of: WordPerfect¢¢ Demonstration of Multi-Column Formatting with Daisy-Dot II¢\d4\l \p \p \p¢ POULET, Texas. When he was\tdiabolical scheme to destroy my\tpay long and hard for my sins.\t"Who knows, maybe I can sell¢ a boy, Stanley Beburp dreamed\tentire insides. "People who\t Meanwhile, Stan was blithely\tthe t-shirt concession soon,¢ of becoming the King of Chili.\taren't used to chili, and\tand rather rapidly rattling on\ttoo!"¢ "Other boys wanted to be\tespecially to my chili, find it\tabout his childhood. All I\t-----------------------------¢ firemen and policemen. Not me!\tat first a bit hard to swallow.\tcould catch were snips and\t This page demonstrates¢ I wanted to be the world's\tGet it? Hard to swallow!\tsnatches here and there.\tDaisy-Dot II's capabilities of¢ expert on chili, the Reigning\tHah!"\t "Poor family ... never had\tformatting PROPORTIONAL text in¢ Monarch of the Red Hot."\t I smiled meekly, all the\tenough to eat, it seemed ...\tmultiple columns. This format¢ Now it looks as if Beburp's\twhile trying to ascertain\tfather disappeared when he was\tis achieved using DDII's tab¢ dreams have come true. Not\texactly where I was and what in\t10 ... mother not the best of\tcommands. Since you can have a¢ only did his "Buckaroo Chili"\theaven's name I was doing with\tcooks, but can't blame her ...\tmaximum of ten tab settings at¢ take first prize in the All-\tthis uncontrollable, burning\tneighbor's wife made chili\tonce, DDII can support up to¢ Texas Chili Round-Up, but it\tsensation which writhed down my\tevery week ... it became an\t\u11\u columns of text at once.¢ did so for the tenth\tthroat and ended in the pit of\tobsession, a craving which he\t This text was written on an¢ consecutive year, a record that\tmy stomach. The beer helped a\tcouldn't satisfy ... he would\tIBM PC using WordPerfect¢ no one has ever come close to\tlittle, but only a little, and\tspend hours over the pot ...\tbecause of its superior ¢ beating.\tonly if I continued to down it\tshe gave him the task of\thandling of multiple column¢ What's more, a large\tlike water. I was also\tstirring the chili ... that was\tformatting. However, if there¢ international food conglomerate\tthinking wistfully of quiche\tthe real secret: in the\tis sufficient interest, I may¢ has approached Beburp with an\tlorraine and other more, well,\tstirring ..."\twrite a program to convert¢ offer to mass produce and\tcivilized food.\t Soon the minor revolution\tsingle column text from any¢ distribute his prize-winning\t "Are you from New York?" he\tthat had begun in my stomach\tword processor into multi-¢ Chili as part of a new line of\tasked, as I politely refused\twas turning into an event of\tcolumn format for Daisy-Dot II.¢ frozen food products\tanother ladleful. "I've found\tmajor proportions, an uproar\t There are some limitations¢ emphasizing "regional American\tNew Yorkers the most difficult\tthat swelled and took with it\tto using multiple columns with¢ cuisine."\tto please. They never seem to\tmy sense of decorum and all my\tDaisy-Dot II: columns can't be¢ "It's like what I always\tenjoy my chili. I think their\tEastern-bred reliance on the\tjustified, tabs can't be used¢ knew would happen," he\ttaste buds must have been\tbalance between the Inner and\twithin columns, boldface is¢ exclaimed. "Someday people\tdestroyed in early childhood.\tOuter Man. At the moment, the\tnot effective, including¢ everywhere would appreciate me\tMust have something to do with\tInner Man was a devil who had\tverbatim files will make a¢ for my true worth, would\tthe subways, I think."\ttotally subverted the Outer Man\tmess, and densities can't be¢ recognize the grandeur and\t (Little did Stan realize\tto his wishes. I excused\tmixed.¢ majesty of good chili."\tthat the hottest of the Hunan,\tmyself and stumbled towards the\t But underlining, wide print,¢ Beburp, or Stan, as he is\tso much praised in the Big\trestroom.\tvariable spacing, and multiple¢ most often known to virtually\tApple and elsewhere, couldn't\t Later, I would look around\tfonts are still supported.¢ everyone, dipped a huge ladle\tcome even close to the pinnacle\tand see what appeared to be\t Please contact me if you¢ into a steaming pot of--what\tof picantness that was and is\tthousands of fiends calmly\thave any comments or questions.¢ else?--Buckaroo Chili, and\tBuckaroo Chili. As one who has\tspooning down huge bowls of¢ offered it to the unsuspecting\talways considered himself a\tperdition, drinking beer and\t Roy Goldman, author of DDII¢ writer. Not being one to\trelentless pursuer of the\tsoda, all the time laughing and\t 2440 South Jasmine¢ refuse a kind gesture, I took\tultimate "hot trip," I felt\thaving a jolly good time. I\t Denver, CO 80222¢ up the challenge. Fortunately,\tthat, at long last, I had met\twondered whether I had finally\t (GEnie: RGOLDMAN)¢ there was a pint of cold beer\tmy match.)\tgone through the looking glass\t (CIS: 72347,3705)¢ also readily available.\t Things were getting a bit\tand were not, in fact, viewing¢ "It's hot, isn't it?" Stan\tbefuddled and confused as I\tthe world through the\tMarch 28, 1988¢ asked, offering to help wipe\ttried to listen to Stan recount\tdistortion of some mad fever.¢ the tears away from my eyes as\this life story. My head was\tSomewhere, far off in the¢ I nearly swooned in what\treeling, and my stomach was\tdistance now, a voice was¢ appeared to me to be a\tgiving me notice that I would\tbuzzing in the hot, midday sun:¢ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
